Close your eyes with me now, and picture yourself floating above your 5000 square foot home, the pool is lit at night and looks cool, incandesent light bulbs light up your house like a Halloween pumpkin, and as we fly in through your poorly insulated walls, we zoom past two unused computers with screen savers of Johnny playing little league, you hear the buzz of the dishwasher, washer and dryer running, it's a cool 64 degrees inside your home, and now you are seated in front of your new theater, entirely free of the guilt associated with plopping down for the 8th viewing of Godfather III. Now open your eyes and fork over 2 years of your daughters college tuition and I promise you guilt free TV viewing for as long as you'll avoid that inevitable heart attack from those wonderful microwave meals your Misses has been feeding your family for years. And you thought your hybrid suburban parked outside was doing wonders for your guilt levels.
The guilt associated with not being "Green" enough haunts us all. That is why you should be on the lookout for several new "Guiltless Green" products such as the "Flex Fuel Limo", "Organic Wine and Cheese fed free range Beef Steaks", and for those of you too thrifty to hire your own landscaping crew to cut down those pesky trees dropping leaves in your pool, the "Low Carbon, Electric Powered, Tree Mangling Chainsaw".
